{"id":347,"date":"2025-09-27T14:33:13","date_gmt":"2025-09-27T19:33:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/?p=347"},"modified":"2025-10-17T14:05:34","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T19:05:34","slug":"shark-bites-dog-on-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/2025\/09\/27\/shark-bites-dog-on-nose\/","title":{"rendered":"Shark Bites Dog on Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Suki was sleeping and a land shark came up and bit her in the nose.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When later asked about the shark attack Suki said, &#8220;No big woof!&#8221;.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"683\" src=\"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-1024x683.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-353\" srcset=\"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-1024x683.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-768x512.jpg 768w, https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-1536x1024.jpg 1536w, https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-2048x1365.jpg 2048w, https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/09\/IMG_5967-600x400.jpg 600w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>No stuffed land sharks where harmed during the production of this article. Suki did bite on the shark later however.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Suki was sleeping and a land shark came up and bit her in the nose. When later asked about the shark attack Suki said, &#8220;No big woof!&#8221;. No stuffed land sharks where harmed during the production of this article. Suki did bite on the shark later however.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":346,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-347","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-suki"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=347"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":360,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/347\/revisions\/360"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=347"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=347"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/n9sgg.net\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=347"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}